Today I rode the bus. Well, a rail replacement bus. Here are 5 things I noticed:
- It's very quiet on a bus. No one spoke much. The woman next to me asked me to check something with the driver, which was interesting because she was deaf, so our conversation was short and functional as my sign language skills are non-existent and she clearly didn't want to chat with a stranger.
- The driver's chair has its own suspension system and bounces unnervingly as the coach bumps its way along the country roads. Seriously, I'd be nauseous.
- No one asks for money or a ticket when you board a rail replacement bus. No one. You walk out of the station and onto the bus. Obviously it's not going to stop anywhere other than at the train stations on the line but even so, I paid for my ticket, at least check it.
- 'I can see the pub from here!' The view along a road I drive on frequently is transformed on a coach with clear views across the water and the fields beyond. And yes, the obligatory tractor is up ahead. Good old Norfolk. No journey would be complete without one.
- It's very quiet on a bus. I've said that already I know but it really is. No kindred spirit chit chat, not much moaning about the inconvenience once our journey was underway and not even a hint that people would be prepared to take part in a sing song. Once when I was on a bus in Liverpool, a woman I'd never met, asked if I wanted to see her holiday snaps. Fond memories. Not on this bus.
Today I rode the bus and it was actually quite good.